bruce wayne’s google search history though
"how to raise multiple wayward sons"
"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"
"protect daughter from male advances"
"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"
"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"
"adult son is too loud"
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
people who say the n word and the f word make me angry